THE queens English 

Language spoken by the queen, noted as the perfect way to speak english. That's if you can understand it!
Also uses 'we' instead of 'I'.

Would 1 like to come to tea?
We are a grand-mother! (Margret Thatcher)

THE queens English by Da Gaz December 27, 2004

Proper English

Unlike Standard or Common English which refer to a formal or casual (which can incorporate texting abbreviations etc. and the rules that apply when using them) form respectively, Proper English is different. Many people still don't know that while Standard and Common forms can change based on society's changes, Proper English cannot. Standard and Proper English used to be one and the same, however with major grammatical changes, such as the dropping of "thou" and "thine", Proper English and Standard English split. This is due to the fact that the Proper form is not allowed to change it's grammatical rules, excepting the additions of words where needed. Therefore, Proper English actually refers to Middle English, where these rules for the language were set in place. Standard And Common forms were also one and the same. More can be found at Standard English

"Shakespeare is actually written in Proper English"

Proper English by Gr@mmar Nut October 9, 2017

Commonwealth English 

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language used in the Commonwealth of Nations1 and many Former British Nations where English is at least a common second language. Thus it applys in theory to Australian English, British English, Caribbean English, Canadian English, Hiberno-English (Irish English)2, Hong Kong English3, Indian English (includes Pakistani English), formal Malaysian English, New Zealand English, formal Singapore English (but not colloquial Singlish) and South African English.

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language

Commonwealth English by theKeith April 28, 2006

speakada english 

Say that more clearly or in a way that I can understand

Ryan: mumbles something
Ryan's mom: Speakada English!

speakada english by coral8 June 24, 2016

Jake English 

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider] and vriska Serket on the other hand-

Jake English by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020

elite english 

Nihongo Jouzu but for English.

Nenechi speaks Elite English.

elite english by [object 0bjection] August 21, 2021

old english hot pocket 

The Queen of England dusty pussy

The Queen of England has a "old english hot pocket"

old english hot pocket by Lucifer Zay September 2, 2021