Linguistic engineer

A linguist; a language scientist who studies the mechanics and details of language(s).

I am a linguistic engineer for a living.

Wow, you are so smart and good with language. You should be a linguistic engineer!

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Mental engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a psychological engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy.

I want to be a mental engineer.

Psychologists are just mental engineers!

Therapists are mental engineers.

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Psychological engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a mental engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy. They study the mechanics of the mind, etc.

I want to be a psychological engineer.

Psychologists are just psychological engineers!

Therapists are psychological engineers.

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Software Engineering

The Oompa Loompa of Science

Software Engineering is the Oompa Loompa of science.
I have been called an Oompa Loompa

by The looser September 25, 2023

Engin Can

A great guy with a big penis.

I want to Engin Can.
I have to Engin Can.

by UnstoppableReckless November 22, 2021

Euphoria (Engine)

Created by NaturalMotion, Euphoria is a game engine that creates animation "on the fly" by using a skeletal-muscle system and a collision model, the AI that controls this "ragdoll" is aware of his surroundings and has an underlying sense of self-preservation. Used by Rockstar Games in their games (Eg. Grand Theft Auto IV, Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne 3.) Every reaction is different as it runs on a GPU instead of premade animations, characters will grab their wounds if shot, try to shield themselves from oncoming projectiles or walls, try and find a comfortable position when on the floor, grab things and other people and flail when falling.

Person 1: "Wow this euphoria (Engine) is great!"
Person 2: "I know! Why dont more companies use it!"
Person 1: "Too expensive."

by NotSoNaturalMotion November 25, 2021

Food Engineer

A Food engineer is an ambidextrous scholar who interprets and applies principles of engineering, science, and mathematics to food manufacturing and operations, including the processing, production, handling, storage, conservation, control, packaging and distribution of food products. Given its reliance on food science and broader engineering disciplines such as electrical, mechanical, civil, chemical, industrial and agricultural engineering, food engineers acquire wide range of knowledge and skills and forms the backbone of existence of earth.

If you ate food today, thank a farmer and a food engineer

by sughamaarakkurupp November 25, 2021