Emotional Jerkoff

A person who will drain your emotions by toying with you; will only use you for their validation.

Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!

by steaglesteve October 15, 2020

emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.

"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"

by graya November 28, 2017

Emotion Player

A person who uses the emotions or feelings against them to get what they want.

You are an emotion player.

by D378u July 23, 2018

emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.

A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'

by that_typical_guy November 02, 2022

Emotion Light

A sensory devise that emits light that coordinates with one’s emotions.

Tim’s emotion light has been glowing blue all night.

by CrankyKramer August 19, 2022

Emotional Fartscar

A bad memory involving farts.

Jesus Christ man, I’ve got an emotional fartscar from when my brother used to come into my room and stink it up!

by Beel69 February 20, 2019

Emotional booty call

The person who you call only because you want someone who will listen to your feelings.

Bro, I don’t want to talk about your feeling. I’m not your emotional booty call.

by Redblack October 27, 2019