Schrödinger's Douchebag

"EcoGoth" do we know eachother?

1. Most likely a bomb squad member that lives unusally far away soley to work with her squad; yet wants to care about a non hostile work environment with no unconsented "thought-experiments"
2. That one passive aggressive supervisor?

1. Quarterback: Yo heads up!

Schrödinger's Douchebag: gives the nod and repeats the same motion till the reciver makes a completion!

2. Thattl be about tree fiddy.

Schrödinger's Douchebag by FromStatefarm December 27, 2020

Down-low douchebag 

Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night. DLD for short.

So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...

Down-low douchebag by HKRBM July 29, 2009

Tijuana douchebag 

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.

Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"

Tijuana douchebag by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010

carmol douchebag 

a light skinned carmol, who is a douchebag

while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!

carmol douchebag by isuhyou90 November 22, 2011

Apprentice Douchebag 

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.

"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2

Apprentice Douchebag by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011

Primary Douchebag 

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.

Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.

Primary Douchebag by HourglassMage May 10, 2012

dipdidee douchebag 

A stupid douche.

That guy is a dipdidee douchebag! Ri

dipdidee douchebag by Ripster1234 January 8, 2013