butter dolphin

A butter dolphin is a type of dolphin that lives in butter, preferably bregott. It was discovered in "the suberbs" of sweden by a dolphin lover that liked to put dolphins in her butter.

"wow thats a lovely butter dolphin you got there, may i touch it?"
"BUTTER DOLPHIN!!"

by butterdolphin00 December 12, 2016

Dolphinating

The act a professional swimmer dies while under the water, after the initial dive.

Kathleen Baker was dolphinating when she dove into the water.

by B055REDNECK August 7, 2016

Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023

Dolphins

Dolphins may look cute, but their wild counterparts commit many heinous war crimes

Johnny's car keys were stolen by dolphins last week

by The flipflops November 26, 2023

mealtime dolphin

The act of seeing if Urban Dictionary will accept a completely made up phrase.

Person 1: Hey man, been checking out Urban Dictionary lately, cool site!
Person 2: Yeah, bro. Hit a mealtime dolphin last week.
Person 1: No way!

by Mr. Mealtime D. November 4, 2023

throb the dolphin

To jack-off; masturbate if you're a guy.

Person A: Want to go get something to eat?
Person B: Nah, I have to throb the dolphin. (:

by shadowknight4421 October 22, 2011

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

by lildickmonster December 22, 2024