dildofaniac

A Guy/Gal Who Is OBSESSED with the look/feel/touch/smell....etc.....etc of any dildo he/she comes across.

Me:Dude She Is So Hot!!

Jay:Dude,You Dont want to get wit her....shes a total psycho killer dildofaniac!

by TySoN 2 Da DeJaynes September 14, 2008

dildollery

noun.

any or all of an assortment of items used in the manual sexual stimulation of oneself or another.

"Sabrina sure does have a large collection of dildollery. Hopefully she'll find someone to fuck her soon."

"That sure is one fine piece of dildollery. Does that hurt?"

by GoodgionK August 26, 2006

dildo swank

The crustified vaginal secretions that build up on a dildo after it has been used.

I had to put my dildo in the dishwaher to due the copious buildup of dildo swank.

by Pimmy January 15, 2008

Dildoldo

Used to describe someone who is acting like a dildo.

The monkey who invented AIDS was such a dildoldo.

by Dickhole Smash October 11, 2008

Dildo Pounder

One who uses a dildo so aggressively that it 'pounds' the user's ass cheeks into submission.

Grant is such a dildo pounder, he always complains about anal pain.

by Frank Rosa June 23, 2010

dildojilar

Having the properties of a dildo.

a cucumber is of a dildojilar shape.

by HazardousHap July 26, 2011

Dildo crusting

Dildo crusting is a term used to describe a dildo being stuck in a woman or mans ass and the person takes a rubber spatula and goes around the inside of their anal cavity attempting to push out the dildo. Therefore "crusting" the anus and pulling out the dildo.

I had to do some dildo crusting after me and my girlfriend tried to be fweaky

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019