Dead Hooker

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".

by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021

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Dead Sticky

When you catch a fish that doesn't fight on the end of the line

This fish feels dead sticky

by Risky Fishing October 16, 2019

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dead wait

The time one wastes waiting for an event to occur. Derived from the term dead weight and wait.

The three minute dead wait caused many down votes to the YouTube video.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 12, 2012

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Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 29, 2011

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