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harley davidson

Myth: Harley Davidson's are made in the U.S.A.
Fact: Most parts come from Japan and Germany.
LOL at all Harley riders: the joke is on you!

P.S. My bike, '97 HONDA CBR-900RR, will destroy your Hardley Ableson for dinner on the street or at the track. Don't give me that long ride B.S. either, I ride for hours straight and only stop for fuel.
Harley Davidson's suck, end of story.
by NatassataN July 1, 2006
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David O'Brien

A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.
I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”

“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”

“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)
by Aubrey the Jerk August 4, 2007
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David kennedy

yummy looking guitar player for Angels And Airwaves (AVA)

takes amazing pictures with modlife members at meet and greets at warped tour.

will be married to me someday.. he just doesnt know it yet.
David kennedy: hey whats up
me: omg.your amazing.
David: ha. thanks.
by kaitlynlvsu October 9, 2008
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David Letterman

When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.
I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!
by Kolber February 8, 2005
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harley davidson

That guy's harley davidson is so loud. He must be a huge fag.
by Eric Cartman's Mom April 28, 2011
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DCB (David Crowder Band)

bottles and cans just clap your hands,

rock you like a hurricane,

sounds like the future
DCB (David Crowder Band) will rock you like a hurricane. DCB (David Crowder Band) sounds like the future.
by JeffMMiller June 22, 2006
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David

1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo
2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.
3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time.
1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david.

3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david.
by Calculatortron February 15, 2008
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