December 5th is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born. It is also the day of the penis.
by azurtt October 16, 2019
When you are done with no nut november. You need to wank off. So you wank off on obviously 1. December. So after holding your cum for a month, you cum so much that you have never seen so much cum before.
Ah yes! Finally it's December! I Can finally orgasm! Finally No nut november is over! Best day ever 1. December!
by PUG5 November 14, 2019
People born this day are the coolest, funniest and prettiest people in the friend group. They are always the life of the party and are really fun to be around.
Jack : "Hey! Do you know why Glebs is so cool?"
John: " No, why?"
Jack : " It's because he was born in 1st december."
John: " No, why?"
Jack : " It's because he was born in 1st december."
by totallynotgleb February 10, 2021
That nigga gay December 18th
by lilyuh October 24, 2019
if you were born on this day you are the most precious and smolest bean on the fuck planet; oh and youre also maried to harry styles ;) YEAH YOU LOUIS TOMLINSON
whens your birthday?
- december 24 why?
oh well it says here youre married to harry styles?
- do i LOOK as gorgeous as louis tomlinson????
- december 24 why?
oh well it says here youre married to harry styles?
- do i LOOK as gorgeous as louis tomlinson????
by im high on larry🥴 October 26, 2019
The day the cutest girl with most juicy thighs is born, she also has a cute personality but not very popular.
by oniichansleftasscheek January 03, 2021
by darkroad💉 December 03, 2019