December 5th

December 5th is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born. It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on December 5th

by azurtt October 15, 2019

December 18th

Gay Brazilian nigga named Ben was born

That nigga gay December 18th

by lilyuh October 24, 2019

december 24

if you were born on this day you are the most precious and smolest bean on the fuck planet; oh and youre also maried to harry styles ;) YEAH YOU LOUIS TOMLINSON

whens your birthday?

- december 24 why?

oh well it says here youre married to harry styles?

- do i LOOK as gorgeous as louis tomlinson????

by im high on larry🥴 October 26, 2019

December 4

Girls get ready you get to hit a guy it the dick today only if he is an asshole.

Girl:guys guess what day it is ?
Boys:what?
Girl: December 4 watch out!
Boy:ahhhhhhhhhhhh

by darkroad💉 December 3, 2019

December 5

this is the day were beautiful boys and girls are born. they're not scared to say anything to your face, which is why so many people adore them

omg she going right up to that bully she is so forward, is her birthday December 5.

by and I oop sksksksks November 3, 2019

December 3rd

People born on december 3rd are legendary motherfuckas who will do anything for the boys because you can never dog the boys and if you do dog them you shouldnt exist people born on this day also are the best boyfriends and have the biggest dicks

Bacon: you see that kid over there he looks like a legend
Brae: must be someone born on december 3rd

by Wa ge November 1, 2019

December Dump

1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.

by TayHawk December 17, 2010