Cactuses

A common misconception is that this term is incorrect. Cactuses is a valid plural form of cactus. Yes, so is cacti and cactus itself.

Bob: Wow there are so many cactuses here.

Jim: You mean cacti? hehe

Bob: r/confidentlyincorrect

Jim: This isn't Reddit, buddy. hehe

Bob: Not everything from Reddit comes from Reddit you absolute moron.

Jim: GAH! Foiled again.

by wtf do I write in here bro August 3, 2024

Crabtree's Crease

The area between the leg and balls that stinks of shit.
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My Crabtree's crease stinks of shit.

by Exeter man. November 7, 2023

Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.

Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.

by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023

Crabtree

The main character

Friend: “DID YOU HEAR THAT CRABTREE SAID THAT?”
Me: “ABSOLUTELY, DUDE THINKS HES THE MAIN CHARACTER”

by Batman2006datguy December 16, 2023

CactusWriter

Yet another Internet weirdo from English Wikipedia. Drives away editors Hollywood with his loud and pointless fights.

I know CactusWriter - said no one.
I trust CactusWriter - said no one.
CactusWriter is a cool guy - said no one

by Barkingdog December 30, 2023

Cracatie

The repetition in mass of a sound that ends up being hurtful to listen to

The cracatie noises from the slamming lockers are overwhelming

by Mmpk4 December 31, 2023

Cactus

A plant that when hugged will give you valuable presents

I LOVE cactus I NEED CACTUS AHHHHHH!!!!

by A cactus January 16, 2024