Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.

When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.

by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023

Creeper

The thing that blows you up in your but. Via. the equivlent of a almost undetectable tactical nuke.

Creeper:...
Me: YAY!!! Diamonds!
Creeper: are you sure about that... HHIIIIIISSSSSSSS
Me: NANIIIIIII!!
Creeper: TACTICAL NUUUUUUKEEEEE!!!
Me:fuck fuxk fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!
My items: disiperioso
Lava: *takes items* there mine nooooow
Me: * destroys computer* IIIIII QUIT!!!

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

Creeper

An online friend that doesn't want to show you a picture of him/herself and also doesn't want to verbally speak to you through the phone or any other source of communication.

You: "Hey, buddy...can I see a picture of you so that I know who I'm talking to?"

Creeper: "No!"

by Bamboota November 7, 2010

Creeper

A mob in Minecraft

Creeper, oh man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind

by Bobby Dawn July 30, 2019

Creeper

Minecraft mob that keeps exploding when you get closer to it

Hey dude there’s a creeper what should I do?! Kill it that’s mostly something that could work

by Your normal self as who May 16, 2022

Creeper

1. A minecarft villian who will occasionally slef-destruct on you.
2. A pervert that likes children

Isaac: "Hey, have you seen Noah around?"
Bob: "No sorry, last time I heard he went to prison for being a creeper

by BigBoyJew August 2, 2019

Creeper

When a woman sits on her hand till it falls asleep. Then uses that number hand to masturbate.

Gee nobody wants to bone this steamy slit of mine. Looks like I'll be giving myself another creeper tonight.

by Bubgnarley November 29, 2020