Cocked out

When the dick was so good it makes you fall asleep after

She looked dead just lying there all cocked out.

You got all cocked out last night huh? You fell asleep on me all quick.

by Smellysmells November 21, 2017

Cookernup

To cook something up.

Dave: hey mate, you should pop around I'm Cookernup a nice lamb.
Frank: Oi nah yeah alright I'll be over in the arvo.

by Smokindartsbreakinhearts November 9, 2018

CookeMC

I minecraft youtuber who is great at minecraft plays everyday and often used as to mean Cool guy Chill

Hey have you watched Cookes new video?
No but I heard he is great at the minecraft pvp. that’s how to define CookeMC

by CookeYOUTUBE July 8, 2019

crooked collarbones

a more discreet way of telling someone you have an eating disorder (mostly used by people that suffer from anorexia or bulimia).
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.

may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.

person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."

by alitair March 22, 2021

cookid

Lmao "cookid"

Cookid

by anonymous July 23, 2021

alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

Ubey Le Cocked

Used to describe something. It can be used in a bad or good sense to emphasize how good or bad something is/was.

Last night was ubey le cocked (if you had a brillaint night) / he is so ubey le cocked ( he is a dickhead)

by Davoin La'Leary January 24, 2011