clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.

"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".

by Mister Kleen March 14, 2014

Clam Necklace

The act of when a woman ejaculates "squirts" onto the area around a man's neck.

Dude she gave me a Clam Necklace after going down on her!

by 907KP February 2, 2022

ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.

Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.

by vag on the reg April 27, 2014

clam blanket

Clam blanket describes a wet tired vagina grabbing them undies up in the pussy lips. Not to be mistaken as a camel toe as the camel toe is just the outline of the twat.

Did you see Regina that clam blanket was fierce on them yoga pants this morning.

by Oldgreg8686 February 18, 2019

penis clam

Also known as a Geoduck (gooey duck) the penis clam uses its long shaft of a neck to filter the salt water into clean water to deliver it to its base hidden deep below the sand

Wow did you know the shaft of the penis clam can grow up to 3 feet.

by Caramel22 September 12, 2021

Slapping The Clam

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.

I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

by Master Draq May 2, 2021

Clam Napkin

See "meat curtains"

"So there I was with this chick, we got home from the bar and I thought something seemed fishy about the whole situation. She had the worst clam napkins like she hadn't showered in a week and was rode hard and put away wet, and stored in salt water"

by Red delicious June 11, 2016