Turn Changer

A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is because Turnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are really BRAWLIC.

"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"

by jimmy scott January 16, 2009

backseat changeup

A backseat changeup is what happens after a double date when you're all so drunk you get into the wrong car's back seat and fuck some dope you don't even know.

Jeff) Oh hey Bill, how did you and Caron like our double date last night?
Bill) I thought it was a lot of fun, I'm concerned that I pulled a backseat changeup with Betty though.
Jeff)

by Whatsaspacebar? December 22, 2008

Kentucky Oil Change

The act of eating greasy fried chicken while at the same time masturbating or performing oral sex for your female partner.

I'm hungry and you're horny. A Kentucky Oil Change would hit the spot right about now.

by thetip January 22, 2013

Mexican 2 finger oil change

A man sticks two fingers in a womans butthole and puts it in his butthole then sticks his fingers in her vagina by finishing with both fingers then in his mouth

Can I give you a Mexican 2 finger oil change. Or would you like me to change your oil

by Ben and Stephens wacky words April 19, 2017

Change of Gear

Sexual act involving a male partner urinating on a second (or multiple) partner(s) to remove sperm previously ejaculated on his/her's face. It is usually performed with one partner standing, or otherwise elevated such that his reproductive organs are adjacent to the "recipient's" face. The second partner(s) may sometimes kneel or adopt a crouched position to facilitate this. The sperm must not necessarily be completely removed, as it may sometimes contribute to the final result by mingling with urine.

The name refers to the organic "change of gears" which takes place when the first partner must switch from ejaculation to urination.

I stood by that kneeling woman and sprinkled her with my sperm, then performed a "Change of Gear" and urinated all over her head and neck.

by destructodroid June 28, 2009

changel

A person with no conciderations for others, usally a male. They talk so loud on the phone at 3 am like if it was broad daylight, they don't give a fuck!

Exp 1:

Me: zZzZ....

My cousin: 'phone rings at 3 am' my cousin- HEY HOW ARE YOU!!! LONG TIME NO SEE!!!

Exp 2:

Tom: Hey there's a meeting next door we better keep it down

John: 'walks in' HEY TOM YOU SEEN THAT NEW MOVIE PARNORMAL ACTIVITY 4!!!!!

Tom: shut up man god your such a changel, there's a fucking meeting next in the room next door.

by jamahl November 17, 2012

Climate change

A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.

Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021