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Tucker Carlson

Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out
Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..
by Brian Dillweed September 1, 2011
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Tucker Carlson

He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.
by MaxPowers April 19, 2005
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Tucker Carlson

Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.
Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
by Marshall Rousso October 18, 2006
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Carbon Cliff

It is a small town with a volunteer fire department, that has almost anybody on it. You blink and you miss the town... unless you are getting gas or guns.
Carbon Cliff's fire department thinks it's the best.
by princess09 October 30, 2009
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carbondale illinois high school

It is a high school that has so many drug sellers and whores and nerds and freaks and jocks!!!
it is hell to some people!!
but heaven to others!!
the drugess usually get caught by the police! that check the school with dogs lately!!!
The whores leave out of shame!!
also home of the proud and strong terriers
but in the end it is high school with way to much drama!!
by terrierdude December 7, 2010
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carbon copy

a replica of a person or group that lacks any sort of originality or unique thought
Andie + Drew + Dylan: "Sweet jacket, bro!"
Liz + Colleen: "Yeah, sweet jacket, bro! Hahaha!!"
Andie: "That's our joke, not yours."
Dylan: "Wow, you two are such carbon copies of us three!"
Liz: "What's a carbon copy?"
Drew: "The 3 unite!"
by Moni G. November 14, 2011
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Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
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