squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 11, 2017

Ravioli Carrot Sauce

A sentence to use when you want to say a swear word, I legit made this word up one day when I was bored so don't judge how cringy it might be

What the ravioli carrot sauce did you do that!
Johnny was such a ravioli carrot sauce today.

by BTS rules December 09, 2019

Carrot Party

A group setting where everyone masterbates to old Jack Lalanne juicer infomercials.

"There was a great turnout at the carrot party last night."

by Greatestshoeman May 09, 2024

waxin the carrot

aka blow job

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."

by Jus sayin June 23, 2015

carrot hitter

A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.

Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?

Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh

Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.

by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017

Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018

carrot patty

When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...

Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty

by PMCC82 April 12, 2019