Captain George

To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.

"OMG, something was wrong with that meal. I am totally going to Captain George!"

by microzen April 22, 2012

Rat Captain

The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.

1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.

2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.

"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"

by clayhands May 25, 2021

Captain lifesaver

Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.

Captain lifesaver saves lives like Superman

by Mystery1813 June 9, 2019

Captain Social

A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.

When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.

by MasterSnowflake April 14, 2011

captain caca

CAPTAIN CACA, A CAPTAIN WHO IS FULL OF SHIT

WHO IS THIS IDIOT AT THE HELM OF THIS SHIP? DOES HE UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THIS ICE BERG!!, MUST BE A CAPTAIN CACA , A FULL OF SHIT CAPTAIN

by MASTABLASTA3 December 4, 2013

Captain Puffy

The girl who made Josh Bingle(ellum) the man he is today.

Person 1: "Hey who is Captain Puffy?"
Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."

by cucucucuucmber March 16, 2023

Captain Crazy

He will kill you and sweep your clan.

Captain Crazy will kill you and sweep your clan.

by Get Wrekked August 9, 2019