Canada's History

a. A sex act so depraved that even Stephen Colbert can't put it into words. Allegedly involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup, but it is also believed that the entire Toronto Maple Leafs team must be involved as well for it to be considered Canada's History.

b. A sex act performed during the coldest snows of winter during which the participants (usually 20 or more) light fires and dance naked and covered in maple syrup before... ugh, I just can't say it.

Dude... you pulled a Canada's History? That's fucked up, man... even for you.

by tinydancer88 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History is a sexual act between a man and a woman. The man dawns moose antlers while the woman lubricates the man's penis with 100% pure maple syrup. Once the shaft if fully erect and covered in syrup the woman sucks off the syrup. While still erect the man lowers his head and starts poking the antler tips in the woman's anus or vagina. After the somewhat painful thrusting has caused the woman to orgasm she quickly finishes off the man with a blow job. Once the man cums in her mouth she spits the semen / saliva mix into the Stanly Cup. This whole act takes place only on Boxing Day or on Canada Day.

Thank Goodness Eh! I'm glad it is Canada Day, I've been wanting a Canada's History ever since the day after Christmas.

by TwiceDeadZed February 4, 2010

canada's history

A sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV.
It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

You hear what John did to Mary last night eh?
He taught her all about Canada's history.

by watrlogd February 4, 2010

canadas history

a sex act in which you hire 10 clowns to put on hockey uniforms and sodomize you repeatedly with the branch from a maple tree.

if i won the lottery i would totally get me some canadas history

by big swinging dick February 5, 2010

New Canaan Girls Swim Team

hah...we didn't get those shirts custom made...WE MADE THEM OURSELVES..we also didn't all have aprons..but thanks for the idea! Nice job rams...you've succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again...words cannot describeeee!

rivals...that means 2 teams that are EQUAL...sorry you can't really compare...

by Lady Warriors<3 April 25, 2005

Canadausea

Canadausea -
1. The nauseous feeling one gets when Canada
crosses their mind or is mentioned in a conversation.

Lulu was stricken with a severe case of Canadausea when Sue told her about her recent trip to Toronto.
Often accompanied by a strong aversion to hockey, maple leaves, and often syrup in general.

by Jaxxstar December 9, 2008

New Canaan

New Canaan is a town where they have nothing better to do except go into town (where there is completely nothing to do except go to Starbucks - explains why none of them are stick thin, huh?) and make fun of Darien kids. Even though they don't understand that yes, Darien is richer, has a better school system, AND is better at sports, they still feel the need to call us "D-Baggers". Way to be creative. They don't even wear very preppy clothes, and basically have no lives. Plus, hardly any of the Moms drive around in their Cadaliac Escalades. They drive around in Honda SUVS (yeah thats really classy, guys.) They try to act rich, but really they aren't getting anywhere. Plus, even though New Canaan Country Day is there, doesn't mean it's only New Canaan kids. Half the population is kids from Darien! Also, since the town has atleast 3 sketchy areas (i.e. the teen center, HELLO?!) the police sit around all day waiting for something to happen. Also they stop kids from Darien just cause we're from Darien. Thats what you call a real "life"! Exicting town, huh? basically all in all, New Canaan sucks.

Today after school in town, I saw some D-Baggers and told them to go home! I'm so funny! I also told them that since we are so fake in New Canaan that "We were richer than them!!!"

by FELLOW DBAGGER October 13, 2007