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cracker snap 

A white, wannabe gangster with "little man's syndrome." They walk around with their pants saggin, swinging an arm, trying to look both tough and cool. They are neither.
Dude, I hear you almost got into it with one of Kathryn's friends the other night at her party?!

Yeah, but he was a just a cracker snap and I threw him down the stairs by his baggy Hilfigers. He didn't have the balls to come back for more.
cracker snap by J-Effit December 2, 2009
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Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself
Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!
Cracker upper by Rayraymadden June 22, 2014

Cracker slam 

White people orgy
"Yeah man, we went up to the cottage and had a big old cracker slam on the floor"
Cracker slam by Iamrequest June 1, 2016

Cracker Monkey 

A cracker monkey is a white person that looks like an ape. They have the physical features of a cracker and the facial features of a Monkey.
Look at here is she black or is she white, she definitely isn't an albino. She looks like a Cracker Monkey.

cracker jack

the one and only best damn rapper from kentucky who’s been ab to drop this album “just a kid from kentucky” for like 3 damn years but he’s goated n shit stream 606 Flow
i coulda sworn i busted a nut listening to cracker jacks new music
cracker jack by DropTheFuckinAlbum February 23, 2021

cracker box 

cracker box is a derogatory reference to the vagina of a sleezy looking white trash female. So nasty and white trash that the idea of fucking her is gross. Any white trash girl, young or old.
Look at that skanky girl, that is one nasty cracker box.
cracker box by Jaemeni June 16, 2008

Cracker lover 

A sellout who deserves to be beaten half to death and who embarasses everyone of her/his race because he/she fell in love with a nazi pig.
Latin guy1: Is that bitch really with that mother fucker.

Latin guy2: Yeah man, she's cracker lover.
Cracker lover by Sallas August 4, 2008