whip the cow

To spank a fat person.

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California

Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .

by Big boy Bob January 9, 2022

Cow Cunt

How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)

"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."

by DocDizzle March 2, 2019

jeremy cow

jeremy.mp4
cow cow cow cow cow
death
cow cow cow cow cow
cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge

spin again

"have u watched jeremy.mp4?"
"yus."
"good."
"cow cow cow cow cow."
"jeremy cow is eplioljko."

by jeremy cow December 6, 2021

Cow hides

This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat

These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.

by Titus rutto October 16, 2019

Fat Cow

What You use to call your younger siblings when they're being a fooking idiot

Shut Up U FAT COW and go suck on your mothers titties u little bitch

by Muminurmum November 21, 2021

Water Cow

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.

Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019