Glute concoction

A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.

I took Gluteus Maximus's jelly and formed a glute concoction out of spite.

by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026

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horror movie conception

when your watching youtube since you watched a horror movie but an ad comes on for a horror movie that you cant skip so your just fucked

jenna i told you i would make a definition for horror movie conception

by clancy9019a November 9, 2016

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Family scab collection

Immitation bacon bits

Grab the family scab collection from cupboard for my salad

by Poor slinky neck May 25, 2018

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The Granada Collection

A collection of emojis used in place of words; the only means of communication other than clicking for Sir Clickmilo aka miloman, crackmilo, crapmilo, ladiezman, Lbino , milomilo, obando, cumiloh, and cashmilo.

Normal person: hey man you think you can cover my shift?

Sir clickmilo: 🤔🧐🧐 😱😱😱
Normal person: ?

Sir clickmilo: 👌🏻👍🏻🤤😅😁😏😎🐜🤬😡😂🤤🤔🧐
Person listening in on convo: shit that man just used every emoji in The Granada collection!

by Cum1L0h!!!! July 29, 2019

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