Congiboy

A dog human hybrid that likes to moan and have sex with Sophies,Maddies , and Hannah's . It's a sport for them and they love it.

Oh damn is that a congiboy

by ShadowyWormEater November 6, 2017

Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.

He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.

by McDimple December 13, 2017

Congiustigate

What's the difference between a brimbrome and a lowbrimbrome?

High brimbone is the brimbrome with p2-3 is the congiustigate

by Quats McBlender December 14, 2017

congrach

Congratulations + Ouch! You are happy for the person but they are also in pain. Usually Lee will say Congrach and try to play it off like he meant to say congratulations, but he really wishes that you won first place rather than 3rd in the foot race. Go get ‘em! Better luck next time! Congrach!

Congrach on your run. You didn’t win 1st, but you got 3rd.

by Redpandaspiritanimal June 5, 2018

Congroid

Congroid is a slang term for nigger

Mike: yo tobi you pickin cotton back there?

Tobi: fuck you mike

Mike: stupid congroid

by SineNomineSin June 16, 2018

Congraduation

Congratulating someone on graduating.

Congraduation! Now you are off to college!

by JacobajJ June 22, 2018

Congratularium

When someone is bragging publicly about shit that ostensibly doesn't matter in the grand scheme of life on Earth.

I had lunch at my favorite Thai place downtown today. When I was leaving the owner said: "I never see you anymore."
I replied that I had taken a great new job closer to home. During this exchange, a homeless woman entered the establishment looking for something. Hope, maybe? Food?
She heard what I had just said and she looked me in the eye and she blurted out: "Congratularium!"

by reggieisums May 8, 2018