computer whore

someone who refuses to socialize or do anything with their life in order to spend countless hours attached to the computer from any location possible. someone who would indeed die for their computer as they have already began to sacrifice personal hygiene just to stay on the computer. someone who drops everything in the instant they walk through the door just to get on the computer

"scott" gets up extra early in the mornings just to whore the comp, going to class and whoring his comp via remote desktop, whoring a laptop on the way home in the car, refusing to socialize in order to surf the internet aimlessly, refusing to brush his teeth in order to gain extra time on the computer, increased GWAM by 100% by whoring such a large extensive amount of time. example:
"jon where is scott" jon: "im not sure" scotts roommate: " hes whoring the comp for the 239473298473 hour" jons roommate: "dude how can one individual spend so much time on the computer" Example 2: scott goes to class, scott sits in class and uses the university computer to remote desktop to his computer so he can whore in class Response: what a fucking computer whore

by computer whore witness November 10, 2007

computer ketchup

Exactly What it looks like

This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.

by Me October 13, 2003

Computer

Place to work.
And eat.
And have fun.
And rest after work.
New man's best friend.

Dude, this morning i watched that YouTube clip! Then I went to job, did some stuff in Word, and later that evening i watched a movie on my computer. I don't love my dog anymore.

by HastaLaVistaBaby October 17, 2012

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Bobble Head Commuter

When a commuter is napping on the train or bus and their head bobs around with every bump and sharp turn or stop.

Everyone on the train were bobble head commuters with their heads bobbing left and right in unison in mid naps.

by Bennzz61 June 22, 2009

rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust

oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse

by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008

Computer Nazi

Someone that does not like the computer, and wants to kill it.

Amanda was angry at Powerpoint, and Chance. This makes her a Computer Nazi.

by Neil-Ness April 2, 2004