Cooter Covers

A cover of fabric placed over the vagina to prevent vaginal burnig while tanning in an indoor tanning salon.

"If i get my cooter burnt, Ill have to go to the doctor! I need cooter covers!"

by Crapping Cooter Cover January 15, 2010

Cum Covers

Cum that has dripped or flown from the penis during

ejaculation on to the bed sheets or comforter that you
are about to lay down in causing a wet spot you are trying to avoid

Be sure that the cum covers stay on your side of the bed. I don't want to sleep in the wet spot

by Sprout No7 October 30, 2011

see this you can't have it cover

A magazine cover with a beautiful woman on the cover that you would like to fuck but you can't because its just a photo.
" Look at this magazine with this beautiful woman on the cover. wouldn't you like to fuck her? But you can't because it's just a photo. and she lives miles and miles and miles and miles and miles away. And if you did meet her she wouldn't let you touch her with a ten foot pole. But you can buy our magazine, thats almost as good".
Shit!!

This see this you can't have it cover hurts.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 24, 2009

eat my shit and get clever

Said to a person/company/body/instituition plagarises a phrase,joke, idea and uses as their own.

Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."

Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.

by balloonus November 22, 2011

Beat Down in the Key of Happy (live) [Cover]

A video cover sung by a small town girl from detroit, dedicated to a Hardcore/Pop Punk band, from Worcester, Massachusetts. This video was originally played and sung by the hardcore band, Four Year Strong. Beat down in the key of happy is a very upbeat feel good song. They mix that upbeat energy with hardcore riffs and breakdowns. This band is definitely a favorite to other Fans of Fall Out Boy(Take This To Your Grave), Hit The Lights, A Day To Remember. Four Year Strong however, is so popular that people attempt to cover their music on youtube, in attempts of showing their love for the band.

"Dude, did you see that cover of Four Year Strong, "Beat Down in the Key of Happy (live) Cover", by that one chick on YouTube?"

" Ya man, watched it like four times. "

by Lorasoarahigha September 10, 2011

Cover

Elizabeth "Lizzie" Anthony

Did you see that girl get the ball? "yeah she is good at "lizzie"ing (cover)

by bruins91 October 18, 2011

Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.

Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.

by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011