Arse Clown

A buffoon or jester acting as a boss for any medium to large size office. He circumvents, cheats, deludes, dissapoints and finally ensnares prospective clients using jokes, antics, and sheer braggadocio. Arse Clowns' obsessive tendency for bullshitting stem from being born with absolutely no talent and often suffer from slight brain damage, a condition which incongruously causes them to swagger about in a cocky manner.

"Why the hell is that guy such an arrogant prick? He has no skill or intelligence, in fact he's quite ugly as well!"

"He's an Arse Clown"

"Oh, of course!.."

by Tickety September 26, 2005

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clockwork orange

1. Sci-fi movie/book about a retro-ish gang leader who after beating people up, raping, stealing, etc, is taken to prison where he later is chosen to participate in a "special treatment" program to "cure" him.

2. Also, a term used in the CWO book to describe a person who is perfectly moral, nonviolent, etc; but has no free will.

Clockwork Orange is the best movie ever.

by The Zebu January 25, 2004

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clout god

A person, typically male, who receives great praise from their peers for being attractive and having a high body count.

Colin is such a clout god, he's so hot and got with 3 girls last week!

by lilyachtyxoxo May 22, 2017

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clock puncher

A clock puncher is someone at a job who is eagerly anticipating the end of the work day and will do almost anything to waste time, not do his/her work and then immediately leave at the time they are supposed to, or immediately following the day's departure of their boss.

Mikey pissed the day away doing no work and then immediately left right after his boss did. What a clock puncher!

by C. Daley July 18, 2006

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