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Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.
James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.
by Pseudo-name January 2, 2015
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Negro Beans

The Answer to Everything

Having Marital Problems? Negro Beans!
Being Incarcerated for Fraud? Negro Beans!
Want an abortion? Negro Beans!
John, I want a divorce.

John: Negro Beans!
by Whatthefuckamidoing3 July 20, 2021
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Bait Beans

When something is so unbelievably obvious, the simple bait simply will not do.
"Oh my god, she just opened a can of bait beans."
by .Blue February 18, 2009
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Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.
Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace
by 420palace January 20, 2009
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study bean

I popped a 20mg study bean and wrote 3 essays and studied for 4 exams
by TheeG-Spot September 24, 2022
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Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.
Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.
by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022
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C-Bean

Much like the T-Bag, the C-bean is the act of shoving someones or your own vagina into another persons face or mouth. The C-bean comes from to words, the bean being the clitoris and the c standing for the word cunt or vulva.
Man i saw some chick giving some dude a c-bean last night...then he bit her.
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