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Short Bus Reject

1.A person who is so intellectually challenged, their mental deficencies far surpass that of the individuals who normally qualify for using the short bus. In other words, they are inelligible for the short bus.

2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.
Person a: I need to get famous, dawg.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.
by Intelligent. February 21, 2010
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beer bus

The beer bus is the bus that mysteriously comes to a bar late in the evening while you're in the bathroom and drops off a busload of sexy girls and takes away all the ugly girls.
After 10 beers Dave staggered back from the bathroom and declared that every girl in the bar was a fox. The beer bus had arrived!
by DC July 7, 2004
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Yuppie Short Bus

A bright-yellow Hummer 2 SUV.

Derived from the schoolyard slang term short bus--the bus mentally retarded and disabled students ride in--and the fact that, like American school buses, it is bright-yellow and black. Unfortunately, in the case of the Yuppie Short Bus, the retarded person is usually in the driver's seat.
While crossing the street, I almost got creamed by an asshole driving a Yuppie Short Bus and yakking on a cell phone.
by Bitchy McBitchalot March 17, 2005
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Kw0n Bus

A bus full of Naked Kw0ns who have diseases. The driver loves to watch his penis blow in the air conditioning. It smells like Shit and Kw0n. Kw0n bus is a term used mainly in South-East England.
adam: Any1 know what a kw0n bus is?
charlie: A bus with kw0ns and shit in it.
lee: *lip noise* yeah.....
kasey: R.I.P runescape 10/12/07
by 0h u missed January 6, 2008
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Vancouver bus line up

A potentially friendly or social situation in which everybody stays as far away from each other as possible in order to avoid social contact.

This is a common scene in Vancouver, Canada at a bus stop, where 20 people will be standing as far apart from each other in a random pattern. Apparently afraid they might accidentally make friends with other people, these folks maintain a healthy personal space bubble of at least 10 feet.
I went to the networking event, but it was a total Vancouver bus line up situation, so I left.
by Vancouverguy January 12, 2011
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rock of love bus girls

The girlfriends/wannabe girlfriends of punk rockers; Underage girls who wear too much makeup, have Cruella Deville hair, dress like streetwalkers, and have a brain the size of a pistachio. Enjoy talking shit, but when faced with a ho of superior status become willing to commit to indentured servitude.
The rock of love bus girls are coming, hide your drugs!

That rock of love bus girl needs to lay off the eyeliner more than she needs another STD check-up.

I porked that rock of love bus girl last night, and now I have Herpes simplex II.
by RoLB girl Connoisseur September 19, 2009
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Ran a Bus

When a group of males line up and insert their penises into a female's ass one after another.
Stephen: Yo, I herd that Lindsay road a bus.
Ryan: I know, I ran it.
Stephen: Damn you ran a bus on that hoe!
by Porntoy January 27, 2009
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