Hot Air Balloon Ride

When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.

I’m gonna send you on a hot air balloon ride!

by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020

a whole different box of balloons

n. An alternative item or course of action, often used in a derogatory or quizzical sense.

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We could build a bridge across the bay, or, and here I'm just free styling, we could dig a tunnel.

Well, that is a whole different box of balloons

by gnostic 1 April 30, 2013

bollocks

A drunk man running around in a kiddie pool in a speedo at a party.

The bollocks scared away half the girls at the party.

by Buck Rick Alter November 7, 2009

Busy Bollocks

Adjective used to describe a person who can't keep their mouth shut or their nose out of other people's business.

Staff could tell Alex Caley was a busy bollocks from the moment she joined the company.

by TheEverlasting August 25, 2008

Balloon Guy

Someone who brings joy and good will to the masses using balloons twisted into amazing shapes and creations.

Term coined by Mark Byrne in 1980's. Used as a hipper alternative to other balloon names. Balloonatic, Balloonman, hey clown. Balloon Guy also denotes a skill level above the weenie dog an sword twister.

Also made famous in the movie "Wedding Crashers" known as the balloon guy scene with Vince Vaughn.

"Mark the Balloon Guy is Awesome!!" Last night in the restaurant we saw a balloon guy.

by Bad to the Balloon June 26, 2009

99 red luft balloons

Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.

I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.

by Mr. Red Wing October 19, 2013

Cunty Bollocks

Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).

Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!

by Markus Aurelius May 25, 2006