armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 02, 2010

Maple beaver

An American girl's vagina after she has sex with a Canadian man.

After Tyler had sex with Kelly he bragged to his friends about her Maple Beaver.

by Cdcdcdcd1 December 30, 2015

beaver-owl

Someone who is outrageously ugly, so ugly you cannot liken them to anything else.

' I dont care if Andy was that pissed, there's no way he should have shagged THAT beaver-owl! '

by WeeFace May 16, 2008

Pole Beaver

The term is similar to "Land Beaver" but referring to a female strippers vagina

Did you see that strippers pole beaver?

by VwS Executioner December 29, 2015

Beaver Tail

A poop so big it not only looks like a beaver's tail, but it acts like a dam in your toilet

Norman! You did it again. You plugged up the toilet with that beaver tail!

by D-brown May 19, 2020

Beaver Pie

A vagina.

"Ever tried beaver pie?"

by fX Zero June 09, 2009

Beaver Tail

The male defecates (poops) in and around the woman's vagina lips. he then grabs his scrotum with his bare hands. and pats down the shit inside of her. All in all having a good time.

Wow i gave Carla the best Beaver tail last night! She will be cleaning it for years!

by Jagak November 26, 2009