banana boogie

Using abdominal muscle groups along with those along the anus to make your penis dance.

Sarah invited me over so she could watch me do the banana boogie.

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

banana wednesday

the first sunday of every month

grace: do you wanna hang out?
nina: i can’t, i have to eat bananas
grace: but it’s sunday
nina: the first sunday of every month is banana wednesday

by jeffbezos July 1, 2021

Banana Hat

A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.

Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.

by GoingInDry August 14, 2019

Banana Stuffer

when you put a condom on a banana and mash it and then freeze it and use it as a dildo

girl) i just made a banana stuffer
boy) ew

by Jerome steven December 6, 2016

packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."

by DudeChet April 19, 2011

banana booger

The stringy shit left on a peeled banana.

Even monkeys hate banana boogers.

by poifull June 19, 2020

dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

by Sike mcott June 11, 2014