by refriedchicken February 22, 2013
Get the Musty Buffalo mug.Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.
When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer
Also a derogatory term to call someone.
When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer
Also a derogatory term to call someone.
Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.
John: What was her best move?
Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.
John: Word.
John: What was her best move?
Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.
John: Word.
by Shonk Rager August 21, 2013
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A hot shit typically occurring after a hard night of drinking or eating spicy food. The type of shit that burns upon discharge and leaves a greasy residue behind.
by Gmarie168 April 15, 2016
Get the Nasty Buffalo mug.When a girl has her vagina and anus licked at the same time by two different individuals. This act is a prerequisite to the Eiffel Tower.
Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.
Although the word 'buffet' is used, this act is most often an appetizer to the more enjoyable Eiffel Tower. Although which act is more enjoyable is debatable.
Scott and Ben enjoyed an all you can eat Surf N' Turf Buffet with the drunk girl from the bar. Scott called dibs on her ass.
After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower
After the Surf N' Turf Buffet was over, we constructed an epic Eiffel Tower
by BoneCityPLZ January 8, 2012
Get the Surf N' Turf Buffet mug.An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"
The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"
The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
by Mashers69 January 12, 2014
Get the headbutt the buffalo mug.A point in time at which all parts of life and all possible choices/options seem like total shit. As if you were standing in front of a buffet where every dish was a different style of shit.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
Fried shit, sauteed shit, shit flambee, shit au gratin, shit con carne, shit with hoisin sauce.
I'm late for work because my car won't start, i can't call because my phone is in the house, i locked myself OUT of the house, and nobody is home. Great, now its raining. What a shit buffet.
by Hoot Hollway December 15, 2008
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