Esoteric boomerism

The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is

Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience

Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism

by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023

boomers

shrooms, magic mushrooms, psilocybe cubensis, psychedelic fungi, gurp

I took a bunch of boomers last night at the dubstep stage.

by pseudopseudonymby November 6, 2020

Boomer

A slang term for "Baby Boomer". Also a slang term for "Brandon Firk-Ass".

Brandon - "What's a Boomer?"

Everyone Else - "You."

by AytchPii May 7, 2021

Boomer

People who think urban dictionary is an actual dictionary.

Boomer: Huh, What does this word mean? Better look it up on urban dictionary.
Me: Ye fuckin' idiot.

by Hhgfuuihfuusdtyjbnl January 13, 2020

Boomer

Boomer is a word meaning old people or geezers but in a rude way (lol)

Ok boomer
He’s a boomer

by Whatulookinatbitch May 13, 2020

boomer muffler

a overly loud car, by use of the muffler being deleted usually only driven through urbanized areas and never raced.

man, im getting really sick of all these losers with their boomer muffler. im trying to sleep.

by n o i October 7, 2021

Boomer

A nigga monkey stuffed animal that is commonly passed around weekly by a group.

Boomer - A nigga monkey stuffed animal that is commonly passed around weekly by a group.

by boomertron February 28, 2025