Bloody Tomahawk

When you fuck a girl on her period, you pull out and slap you dick on her forehead. Be sure to slap her vertically to give the illusion that an indian threw his tomahawk and it hit her on the forehead.

I gave her a bloody tomahawk, does that make me a native american?

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

bloody balls

After having sex with a girl who is heavily on her period you take the condom off and your dick is clean but your balls have lots of blood on them.

7 days out of a month, I get a case of the bloody balls.

by caffman December 25, 2007

blooked

a simple word used when a man/woman in inebriated/drunk and/or high off of substances in immense proportion. used mainly by hockey players when they bash real hard.

Q: what are you doing tonight freddy?
RE: dude im blooked

Blookfest
Blookshow
Blooking

by Gonger mc gong March 17, 2010

Blood Lube

The superior lube, cheapest and most effective lube. Usually acquired after "anal ravage".

Instead of buying lube I usually go med-evil on her ass till blood lube is acquired.

by BLB1990 March 15, 2011

bloods and crips

People who lack the mental power to read. Having this mental disability causes them to lash out at other people with the same disability. They have to wear colors to recognize who is on their side because they cannot tell friends from enemies. They pretend to be tough but are such big pussies they will not go anywhere without a large number of people wearing the same colors.

When they fight they hold their guns diagonal towards the sky with one arm out and move their wrist downwards to point the gun (this is known as holding it "ghetto stlye" and is the trademark of their mental inability which causes a 200% drop in accuracy) at opposing gangs or police.

50 (or fiddy) cent and Snoop Dogg both claim to be from the bloods and crips.

50 cents inability to read and Snoop Doggs missing teeth support this claim.

by Der Kapitan October 17, 2006

Bloomsburg

A college town with a drinking problem. Alcohol, parties, and cows is wha tyou will find here. A good education for those of you who need one. Kind of like Penn State, except totally different.

"Yo, lets go to Berrigans...Bloomsrbug Style" - Bloom Student

by Stutz January 23, 2004

blood elf

A horde race from World of Warcraft that was added in the Burning Crusade expansion. Close relatives of the night elves. They were once one race, yet split off after the events of the original Warcraft to pursue their corrput arcane arts, while the night elves chose to forsake the magic that had nearly ripped the world in two and study druidic magic. They were known as the Highborn until their capital of Quel'Thalas was destroyed by an undead army, leading them to rename themselves the blood elves in remembrance of the blood they spilled defending their homeland. They fled to Outland to escape the scourge circa Warcraft III The Frozen Throne, where they established a base of operations.

Comparing a blood elf to Zoolander is an insult to male models everywhere.

by Mr. Normal May 12, 2007