The Baked Noodle refers to a pathetically limp penis being baked in a vagina that is most likely bored, probabaly somewhat sleepy, and definately bone dry. This emasculating manevour is reserved for only the most miserable of shrimp dicks. However, the shrimp dick that manages to blow his load desipite his noodle being baked takes admirable resliance. Despite such tremendous effort, the Baked Noodle remains distressing and worthless.
The man starts of strong. His noodle is impressively stout. However, his lack of brawn, grit, and possible gayness results in his noodle being cooked. This an unbelievable and utterly mornful scenerio. He is no longer a man, and most reteat in complete and terrible shame. His only chance at some mild form of redemtion is to force, no, strain his Baked Noodle into a deplorable, weak orgasm. Although he has blown his load, he has left his woman completely unsatisfied and most likely a little disgusted.
by CavemanBossDoot July 07, 2011
by smellymeli March 12, 2018
1) A fine bitch with sweet and salty personality characteristics
2)a bitch with big ole nipples like pineapple slices on a honey baked ham
3) A method used to describe a thick but still extremely attractive woman
4)A girl with a fat tender juicy ass and pineapple sized titties
2)a bitch with big ole nipples like pineapple slices on a honey baked ham
3) A method used to describe a thick but still extremely attractive woman
4)A girl with a fat tender juicy ass and pineapple sized titties
by lolericlol March 27, 2008
Requesting a hotel, typically a motel, to call you at a certain time to remind you to smoke the doobage. Essentially a wake up call for stoners.
My roommate Carson used to set the alarm clock to wake him up for a smoke session early in the am, aka wake n bake, so much so that when he travelled and was too high to figure out how to set the alarm clock in a hotel, he'd call the front desk and request a bake up call. Typically at 4:20am.
by the comand'r November 30, 2013
A one pot method of cooking methamphetamine. Called Shake n Bake because you have to 'shake' the bottle to get the reaction going. Shake uses anhydrous ammonia in the place of red phosphorus to extract methamphetamine from ephedrine by way of a chemical reaction when mixed with lithium. Originally used as a cut for P2P and red phos dope.
by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011
Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.
Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.
But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."
But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."
by Bulldog Pride June 02, 2011
Some kid named Amanda:Hey, why are you eating that box of baking soda?
Some guy named Jerome:I dont know, its just..good! I cant get enough. I'm a baking soda addict!
Some dude named Josh:Well hand that baking soda over, i want some!
*Some guy named Jerome pours baking soda in some dude named Josh`s hands as if they were sharing chips*
What a shame..
Some guy named Jerome:I dont know, its just..good! I cant get enough. I'm a baking soda addict!
Some dude named Josh:Well hand that baking soda over, i want some!
*Some guy named Jerome pours baking soda in some dude named Josh`s hands as if they were sharing chips*
What a shame..
by Doll Face August 18, 2006