Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.
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Finding yourself the accidental third wheel at dinner with a couple you thought were getting divorced ... on Valentine's day.
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Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
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Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
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2. when you curse and turn around and see your mom raising an eyebrow and know...its the end
2. when you curse and turn around and see your mom raising an eyebrow and know...its the end
"Holy shit my car just blew up...oh...hi mom." - this is going to be an awkward conversation at home:)
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