attack-sive

the opposite of defensive

Panda is being mad attack-sive even though she sucks at everything.

by Adventure Boy May 26, 2008

chronic attack

german grunge band from the 90's. destructional lyrics, not a very positive sound

Achronic attack is straight to the point - nowhere, straight from the heart, feeling nothing

by castaneda July 16, 2011

Gigaschnack Attack

A distant cousin of the BigMac Attack, a Gigaschnack Attack is the inexorable urge to purchase and consume massive quantities of low quality highly processed vending machine food.

Abbr. GSA

Person 1"Hey are going to get dinner tonight?"

Person 2"Naw, I'll probably just have a gigaschnack attack later"

Person 1, "I say, you haven't eaten all day, you must be starving!"

Person 2"Naw that aint me, I had a 5000 calorie GSA earlier"

by SCL202 March 18, 2011

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Grenade attack

When you poop is so explosive it jumps back up out of the bowl and whacks your butt cheeks.

Man, I just had the worst grenade attack after eating all of those eggs.

by Special_chur February 9, 2023

Special Attack

A type of combat that is used in a multiplayer MMO that is unique compared to the average attack style. This usually regenerates after use, and only certain weapons can contain a Special attack.

I killed that player with my Armadyl Godsword’s special attack!

by Spectacions December 14, 2021

FWS Attack

The Finger Warmth Stealth Attack is one of ingenious cunning and skill. In layman's terms, a single finger of the unsuspecting victim is inserted into ones own anus without them noticing. The result upon realisation is not one of disgust, but of pure awe and respect for the immense skill and aptitude required to pull off such an attack...

Ninja: ..yep....yep... nearly... yes!
Victim: (suddenly realising) What the... how the.... thats......
Ninja: Thats the FWS Attack, my friend, and I know; You're impressed
Victom/Big fan: My God!! That is impressive!! The ingenious cunning and skill to pull off such a awe inspiring move without my noticing.... How!!?
Ninja: Training. And time.... You can take it out now my friend; this lesson, is over.
Big fan: Wow, thanks Blatant Ninja, you're the best!!
Ninja: Yeah bitch.

by Funk Master Slam May 5, 2010