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Shahzad Attack

the shahzad attack is a attack in chess made my the great Muhammad Shahzad. This move is really awesome and really powerful.
No way he used the shahzad attack on me”
by Chefj202 December 14, 2022
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Matrix attack

It's not a fucking Matrix attack Jesus Christ ate you motherfuckers corny.
Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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Mac-Attack

When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.
Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack
by YourNan’sCrustVag December 3, 2020
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Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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Alcatraz Attack

An Alcatraz Attack is when you get fucked by a wolf with rabies the recently fucked a squirrel with chocolate on its dick.
Mark got rolled up on and they did an Alcatraz Attack.
by SugmaBalls69420 March 15, 2021
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tic attack

found in tic disorders, more likely Tourette's syndrome, can happens by intense emotions, anxiety, etc, the person can't stop ticcing, its tiring and can last to minutes to several hours, in more severe attacks, the person can be hospitalized
''i had a tic attack yesterday, i almost passed out''
by ggukied March 19, 2021
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Attack on Tinat

Well, you managed to misspell "Attack on Titan" as "Attack on Tinat". What the heck is a tinat? Do you know? Well, anyways, good job sucktard.
You: I just finished Attack on Tinat
Guy w/ functioning brain: The hell is that?
You: Uhhhh
by OmegaXerion March 29, 2021
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