Go ham

To go H.A.M. means to Go home and masturbate.

Guy: dude I can't wait to go ham

Other dude: haha same, you gonna beat your meat to Christy?

Guy: yeah

The other dude: haha same.

by end.my.fucking.life May 2, 2019

Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.

Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

by Juan Carlitos April 27, 2007

going ham

According to MTV.com..."Jay-Z and Kanye West dropped their first single, "H.A.M.," on Tuesday, January 11th, but their record may have overshadowed another "ham" song: Yung Joc and Gucci Mane's "Going Ham" leaked over the weekend.

The tracks aren't related, nor do they have anything to do with a choice cut of pig: The Jay and 'Ye song name is actually an acronym that stands for "Hard As a Mother----er," while Joc and Gucci's version is based on the Atlanta term "going ham," which is a derivative of mayhem. Joc admits most people may not even know the term's origin."

You going ham tonight?
Nah, I got finals tomorrow.

by BurgerSack June 13, 2011

Ham Bone

a curved hard dick, having an appearance similar to that of a ham bone

Hey bitch, come chew on my ham bone

by Dizzy February 6, 2004

ham demon

a woman who enjoys fellatio.

"My! That Renee is really a ham demon!"

by fleegus August 24, 2003

ham cannon

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

by Waffle Joe January 20, 2006

ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.

1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."

by Kent james March 2, 2010