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rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.
"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."
mugGet the rough as a badger's arsemug.

move your arse

A saying that is always made by Gordon Ramsey in Hell's Kitchen, but does not mean move your ass. It's actually a coarse way of saying hurry up.
Cahiser "Can I get a raise, boss?"
Boss "No, and quit talking to me about it. Now move your arse to the counter before I fire you."
by CBNSK July 3, 2007
mugGet the move your arsemug.

machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun
jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!
by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006
mugGet the machine gun arsemug.

butter my arse

A state of unfathomability at a comment made in polite audience.
Reg Holdsworth to the Queen: "oi you stink"

Queen: "Butter my arse Reginald"
by Fazza1 October 10, 2006
mugGet the butter my arsemug.

yer arse in parsley!

Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.
Away ya go, ya eejit, yer arse in parsley!
by weegiewifey October 18, 2020
mugGet the yer arse in parsley!mug.

Arse-clean shave

A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.
Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.
by TheCockDwindler July 1, 2017
mugGet the Arse-clean shavemug.

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.
"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005
mugGet the arse over kettlemug.

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