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Simon

A man that enjoys Minecraft and is "poggers" and musical instruments.
Simon beat the dragon in 1hour and 20mins.
by INBOUNDLIVE April 9, 2021
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Simon Cowell

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.
by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021
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Simon

Someone who calls you "domoren" for not understanding the poep he is verkondiging.
Wow what a Simon
by levv December 23, 2022
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Simone

I have a best friend named Simone she is very funny and kind. She will always listen to your problems or achievements if you’re down she will always be there to lift you up
Person 1: I really need a new friend

Person 2: Clme meet my friend Simone
by Sk8ergirl999 December 22, 2021
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The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"
by theboss31 December 5, 2018
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simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
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Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.
Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."
by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024
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