alyssa

alyssa: wwo i am a cringe neckbeard redditor
wveryone: yea
by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020
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alyssa is a very beautiful caring girl but can also turn into a vape addict and loves to hit juuls also if you meet an alyssa she’s most likely dating and adam,jr, and or savian. ok byeeeee
you: hey alyssa who are you dating?

alyssa: adam

1 month later

you: alyssa who are you dating?
alyssa: savian

1 month later

you: alyssa!!! who u dating now???

alyssa : jr<3
by creativebonbon May 12, 2020
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Someone who is an absolute flake and so rediculously toxic you can’t escape her no matter how much you want to.
I can’t stand how much I love Alyssa!
by juliequinnbee October 03, 2020
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Karl loves Alyssa so so much, and Alyssa is perfect
by Misttieu June 05, 2022
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Is gay
Yeah that girl alyssa is kinda gay no cap
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Some annoying girl in your class that will make you want to kill her, TRUST ME if you see you're better ignoring her and dont speak to her at all, if she speaks to you in some annoying tone, CURSE UP A FUCKING STORM, she will be the ugliest girl and probably win the darwin award.
Guy 1 "I really like alyssa"

Guy 2 "THE FUCK YOU SAY, GET OUT OF MY LIFE"
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The hottest girl in any school, Alyssa never tries to hurt you. She had sex with me in the bathrooms DURING CLASS. She is the best any guy could ask for.
by HiYo1234 October 13, 2020
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