Alyssa

Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS
Alyssa is a name guys.
by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023
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A girl fat ass like her ass is so fat like it’s so big..
Guy 1: YOOO did you see Alyssa’s ass today it was looking extra juicy!
Guy 2: Dude wtf 😬
by IMTHEKILL4 March 31, 2022
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A bitch that only cares about herself. She will do anything for attention and creats drama for no reasons . Is weak
D1: OMG have you seen the fight

D2 : Yeah , Alyssa lost , not surpsing.
by hardcoresex123 June 14, 2021
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Alyssa is a girl who still doesn’t know who she is. She’s waiting for something to happen to her and doesn’t take advantage of her gifts. She is loyal, tries to be kind and short. Her back aches with the burdens of others. If you are her family she would die for you, regardless of how you treat her.
Alyssa might actually be happy someday.
by Somedaysomedaymaybe November 23, 2021
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is a beautiful girl who refuses to believe she is no matter how much you try to convince her, an Alyssa can be somewhat sarcastic, a Alyssa is a really great friend, Alyssas are kind and willing to help anyone in need, they are also therapists of friend groups, an Alyssa usually rants about their personal life to their close friends whenever it happens, Alyssas usually just like to say the things on their mind out of no where, it is never a dull moment when you talk to an Alyssa, you can literally talk about a book, and it can be somewhat interesting, Alyssas are trust worthy and loyal, they trust and believe other people easily, but if you lie to them, they would usually ignore you so that you can stop talking to them, do not get on their bad side as well, if you ever tried to pick a fight with an Alyssa, prepare your self because your in for a world of pain, Alyssas have a lot of witty come backs when it comes to fighting them, they spit facts and offends when you try to proove your point at something, Alyssas are smart, and brave, even when they slack, they can still do a good job, Alyssas love to prove their points or what they believe in right so if your trying to prove your point right with an Alyssa, it is no use, Alyssas are also very forgiving so if you have an Alyssa in your life hold on to them, you are a very lucky person if you have an Alyssa in your life. Alyssas also like to bring up good memories from the past, and bring up nostalgic things.
Friend 1 - Alyssa is such an forgiving person..

Friend 2 - I know right? man how could she even forgive those so called "friends" of hers after making her drink toilet water??!!! and still be friends with them??!!!

Friend 3 - Alyssa is to forgiving and kind for her own sake, I can't believe she didn't even report that to the teachers after that incident

Friend 2 - yeah.. she literally only told her mom, man I wonder how her mom reacted about all this..

Friend 1 - yikes!...
by thisisnotmymain March 30, 2022
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Alyssa is the type of girl everone loves. She’s the best friend you could ever ask for. Love her and never lose her. She’s a bad bitch
Alyssa is a bad bitch
by Onlyspeakingthetruthdoingy February 10, 2022
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ALYSSA

SHE IS A BEST FRIEND. SHGE WILL WORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE SHE IS A LOVING FRIEND THAT WILLBE AT YOUR SIDE. SHE WILL PUT HWR PROBLEMSASIDE AND TELL YOU THE TRUTH (EVEN WHEN YOU DONT ASK FOR IT). SHE CAN BE TOUGH AT TIMESAND BE A LITTLE AGRESSIVE, BUT BE ASSURED ALYSSA IS A PERSON YOU CAN COUNT ON.
ME: OW. ALYSSA, WHY?
ALYSSA: BECAUSE I WUV YOU
ME: IWUV U TOO.
by IRRELEVANT_HUMAN8 May 19, 2019
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