Asshole Convention

A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.

I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.

by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011

Assholeness

Blatantly being rude to someone, speaking your opinion and having others not care what you think. Honesty is the best policy right?

T:Does my butt look big in these jeans?
B:When does it not?
T:Im glad i get your sense of humor because you have allot of assholeness in your personality.

by aisatan November 21, 2011

asshole anxiety

Is when you have surgery and don't shit for 4-5 days after.

If I don't shit today I'm gonna get me an enima something's got to go I got asshole anxiety. Bad.

by Peter dragon January 12, 2014

asshole nigga

the moment a nigga is an asshole

Hey, that guy is surely an asshole nigga!

by GAy FAt nigger November 29, 2019

Wooden asshole

An asshole made of wood.

Rubber ducks, rubber rubber ducks. Wooden assholes.

by Chris Lukezic June 14, 2011

nicest asshole

Some guy thats a total dick to most people but can sorta care sometimes about certain people.

“Yo that Zac guy is the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”
“I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”

by suicidalpurpleman November 30, 2018

Rats Asshole

The smell or taste of something gross. Usually said at a unusual time.

My kitchen smells like rats asshole.

That pizza tasted like rats asshole.

by RatsAsshole July 28, 2019