National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

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used wipe

When your done having sex with a condom and its all wet

Were all done with the used wipe. Let's do the real thing honey!

by REDNALLAW May 31, 2018

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When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.

by Didddies February 08, 2017

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A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.

Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.

by Gloucester Cunt July 03, 2020

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When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe

Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe

by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022

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The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence

I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush

by PreciousToileter April 05, 2022

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When you have swamp ass, so you go to the bathroom just to wipe.

I went to the bathroom for the big wipe, so now my ass feels clean and refreshed.

by Kirs Bush April 08, 2021

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