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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
mugGet the heavy nuts retardomug.

neck getting heavy

when a nigga gets new jewelry on his neck enough for it to get heavy
ay tha nigga has on hella jewelry ik his neck getting heavy

when someone flexn they jus got new chains
by 1kbagchaser1k April 1, 2024
mugGet the neck getting heavymug.

I fw u heavy ❤️

Still the craziest dm I've received
Person 1: I fw u heavy ❤️
Person 2: Still the craziest dm I've received🙏🏽
by msinas January 16, 2024
mugGet the I fw u heavy ❤️mug.

Heavy Metal

You know you are listening to heavy metal when it’s got a 3 minute intro then lyrics about death or war or it’s just so distorted you can’t hear the lyrics I recommend if you plan to get into metal you should start with less heavy bands like cannibal corpse or sodom if you can’t listen to a cannibal corpse song all the way through you are a pussy
by Scuba Shlog April 23, 2021
mugGet the Heavy Metalmug.

Heavy Treasure

something valuable, and, or rare; prefereably 'Pokemon' trading cards.
"Pulled some 'Heavy Treasure' today opening some packs!"
by rbbirdman May 21, 2021
mugGet the Heavy Treasuremug.

heavy dip

When you need to leave from somewhere very fast or you could be in a lot of trouble
The storm circle is at Paradise palms and we are at junk junction! We gotta heavy dip!!
by That_guy2727 November 28, 2018
mugGet the heavy dipmug.

Heavies

the breast of a female. If in fact heavy.
Natalie Dormer has some serious heavies.
by seabassoftehsevenseas June 21, 2021
mugGet the Heaviesmug.

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