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The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010
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Dirt Squirrel

Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.
Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .

Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
by Kmd89 April 26, 2016
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fart squirrel

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me
by Internet's_translator January 2, 2016
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squirrel jawed

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.
by MnM703 January 22, 2009
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Ground Squirrel

Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are
"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"
by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017
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Squirrel Mouth

When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.
Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?

If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth
by Mannimal October 3, 2014
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park squirrel

People (mostly white females) who live that trailer park hood life.

They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.

They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat
I gotta stop fuckin with these ratchet ass park squirrels.
by frankiepolymath May 20, 2016
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