Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
by Internet's_translator January 2, 2016
Get the fart squirrelmug. Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.
Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
by Kmd89 April 26, 2016
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. 
When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020
Get the Sloppy Squirrelmug. by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020
Get the Squirrel brainsmug. OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.
by MnM703 January 22, 2009
Get the squirrel jawedmug. Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.
by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017
Get the cum squirrelmug.