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M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.
I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.
by MsRose1 November 21, 2010
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Samantha M

Sam M is so fucking hot. I just wanna pipe
by Tom Leonard November 14, 2019
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Matthew M.

A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester
by Powzk March 24, 2019
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Bl'm&m

(Pronounced blemenem)
Aka a balloon with an m&m inside. When the balloon is shaken, the m&m rolling around inside vibrates, producing a relaxing, massaging effect.
Hey man, I'm feeling kind of stressed—wanna make me a bl'm&m?
by Shlkp May 11, 2019
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D@M

Don't @ me. Usually used when you say something commonly disagreed with that you won't change your opinion on, or don't want to hear other peoples' opinion on. Often used as a joke or with an obviously exaggerated/satirical opinion.
"Batman Vs. Superman was the worst movie I've ever seen D@M"
"If we killed everyone who's ever said 'yaas' the world would be a better place D@M"
by lollipopsie April 18, 2018
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M-possters

The fake M&Ms you find in cheap trail mix.
Sure, they're red, blue, yellow and brown, but this trail mix is full of M-Possters. No more Dollar Tree trail mix for me!
by Cuttters79 February 3, 2020
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M-Bag

a girl who acts and seems like a jbag but isn’t really
“uno keisha’s moving mad
“nah not really she’s an m-bag”
by m6969 jr February 5, 2020
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