Kelly Mental Syndrome

It's when you do the stupidest things and when you get confused by like 2 words. Also you call people ding-a-longs or something along those lines. and you speak in a british accent
Me: Hey Kelly!
Kelly: Oh hey you
Me: so what did you think or that exam
Kelly: did u just say what did u plinko of that emu (in british accent)
Me: Oh Kelly and your Kelly Mental Syndrome
by bobshowsinhoffa June 05, 2011
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Kit Kat Kelly

The process of unwrapping and then inserting 1-4 (depending on elasticity) of the chocolate finger treats into ones otters pocket and proceeding to encourage a dog to feast on the melting delights. Seasoned professionals may use Kit Kat chunkys. Also known as a MEC.
Kit Kat Kelly decided to treat herself to an evening in with a nice bottle of wine, a movie and sticking four chocolate fingers in her vadge while beckoning the next doors neighbours labrador over for a feast.
by blockhead80 August 07, 2012
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Machine Gun Kelly

a pop punk rockstar/rapper who is completely underrated. some call him a poser but i know of a lot of people who have said that his music has saved their lives. he talks about the reality of the world and helps people feel heard. so many people hate on him because he isn’t like other celebrities. he stands out in a crowd and you could see him coming from a mile away. his music is different than any other type i’ve ever heard and it’s easy to listen to but also easy to cry to. his concert was something i’ll never forget, he is such an amazing performer.

i love him so much and i’m so thankful for his music. ESTXXXX
Person 1: “Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?”
Person 2: “Yeah! His music is so underrated!”
by callmehay December 01, 2022
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Matt 'chase' kelly

one who grooms, and nurtures young boys for peadophilic thrills.
boy 1 : " who bought you that burger"
boy 2 : " oh that matt 'chase' kelly over there
boy 1 : "nice"

oh theres matt 'chase' kelly touching some kids

whys that dude buying that kid everything he could possibly want ?
"thats just matt 'chase' kelly grooming his back out "
by peptalker May 23, 2012
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r kelly face

that girls got r kelly face
by danny November 05, 2003
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Machine gun kelly

damnnnn have you seen colson baker? aka machine gun kelly? he’s sooo sexy
by mgklover4lifelol September 07, 2021
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P. Kelly special

p.kelly special is when you have a bath with ure best friend geoff and lick each others belly buttons clean
by Geoff January 18, 2005
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