person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021
Get the Father mug.The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.
Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
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