9-Eleven

A Popular Convenience Store Located at almost every street corner in Afghanistan Since The Taliban Took Over,
Popular Items sold include Abandoned US Armored Vehicles. IEDs and Mortars that don't shoot more than 3 feet..

Hey Lets go to the 9-Eleven Across the street and get some Jihad Supplies, I need to blow myself up today.

by SpicySawce May 06, 2022

The bunny 9

The bunny 9 is a sex position we’re a girl bounces on your cock like a bunny for 9 minutes and after that her pussy bleeds for 9 minutes

I am attempting The bunny 9 today with my gf

by Brendan haith November 10, 2020

Dec 9

This day is if u see ur crush ask them out automatically.

hey Susan, I like you

Ew bitch go away your trash.
Well it was worth a shot because it’s DEC 9!

by Ugly brororo December 10, 2021

9 December

December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals

Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"

Girl A: * Also starts crying*

by shreyan14257 December 09, 2022

9/11

Here comes the aeroplane...

Person 1: Here comes the aeroplane...
Person 2: But there are two towers in the way!
Person 1: Don't worry, Osama will save us all!
9/11

by zrrkkzz July 25, 2018

9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

9/11

where a building crashes into a plane

9/11 is wak

by hxnzzibsg8dbxshb xuybas dygw 8 December 29, 2019